Phoenix



Hi there friends. My name is Phoenix and welcome to my very confused blog. I have no idea what I'm doing.

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Me at the dentist
Me:…….
Hygienist: *checks watch*
Me:…….
Hygienist:*thinking* it’s been thirty seconds…
Hygienist: You should floss more.
Me: didn’t you tell me that thirty seconds ago?
Hygienist: yep *stabs gums* oh you’re bleeding, you should really floss more.

thoughtful-mess:

caltoru4hoh:

emilyinthetardiswithcheekbones:

frizz01percy:

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

fucking staff, what are you even

THIS CANNOT HAPPEN!! REBLOG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS POST IF YOU MUST

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

In my world, its been the first of Halloween since the day after Halloween last year…

thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

Yes, well, it’s quite an extraordinary position to be in to sort of say, “Hello, I’m Peter, and I’m playing this iconic historically much-loved character that’s been around for 50 years.” - Peter Capaldi [x]

Hello, I Peter and I’m a Doctorholic.

Hi, Peter

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: sizvideos]

The cat belt: for when you have to stand up with a cat on your lap but don’t want to give up your cuddle buddy.

Comic idea!

Captain America and the Winter Soldier running through a park playing Frisbee with Cap’s shield.