Me at the dentist
Hygienist: *checks watch*
Hygienist:*thinking* it’s been thirty seconds…
Hygienist: You should floss more.
Me: didn’t you tell me that thirty seconds ago?
Hygienist: yep *stabs gums* oh you’re bleeding, you should really floss more.
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
fucking staff, what are you even
THIS CANNOT HAPPEN!! REBLOG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS POST IF YOU MUST
In my world, its been the first of Halloween since the day after Halloween last year…
*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*
Yes, well, it’s quite an extraordinary position to be in to sort of say, “Hello, I’m Peter, and I’m playing this iconic historically much-loved character that’s been around for 50 years.” - Peter Capaldi [x]
Hello, I Peter and I’m a Doctorholic.
The cat belt: for when you have to stand up with a cat on your lap but don’t want to give up your cuddle buddy.
Captain America and the Winter Soldier running through a park playing Frisbee with Cap’s shield.